- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Communism hehe xd

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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