Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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