Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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