if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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