Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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