Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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