Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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