What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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no rasist joks

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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