- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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