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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Knock knock... Home invasion

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What did the man say to his doctor?

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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