Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Gay rights.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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