- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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