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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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