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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Potassium? K.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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