- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Hello penis

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What did the man say to his doctor?

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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