- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Take part of what?

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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