Knock Knock Who's There Me

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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hi jonny

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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