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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

girls basketball

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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