What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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deez nuts

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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