How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

I am quite mature.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A man died.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Julian Ha.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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