What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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