What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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