- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

So these two girls have a cup .

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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