- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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