- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do I hate? people

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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