Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Who is it?

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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