- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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