- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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