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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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