- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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