A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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