- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What do I hate? people

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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