- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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