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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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