- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Your face

Arrow in the Knee!

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Fine, ladies first.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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