Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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