- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What do I hate? people

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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