How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Knock Knock. Not home.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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