- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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