- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

I enjoy Popcorn

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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