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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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