- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A American seeking into mexico

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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