a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Fine, ladies first.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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