The lion swallowed his pride.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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