- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Your face

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Arrow in the Knee!

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Fine, ladies first.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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