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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

hi charles lattuca III

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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