- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Then none of us want to be right.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A guy at a baseball game....

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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