- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Tunechi

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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