- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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