What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Who wants water? I do.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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