Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Where's my baby??

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Actually it was me Josh brown

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

A American seeking into mexico

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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