- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Actually it was me Josh brown

A American seeking into mexico

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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