dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

69...you know how awkward this is now...

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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