- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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