- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Then none of us want to be right.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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