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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A van drives into a car.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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