People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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