how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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