- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

GOODBYE

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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