- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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