Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Anti Joke

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