- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

your mama's so fat... that's it

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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