A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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I like poop in my butt

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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