- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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womens rights

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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