- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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