what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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autistic kids rock

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boobs!

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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