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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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