Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

A man died.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What do you call an arab ?

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

kieran is a homosexual

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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