- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

black people

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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